So sexy that it HURTS

OH DEAR GOD, WHAT HAVE I UNLEASHED INTO THIS WORLD?! AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH! I tried to base the title off of the song, "I'm Too Sexy" by the English trio Right Said Fred, only because I couldn't think of anything more appropriate, and that I had the song stuck in my head while I made this. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYBODY! D:

Wario © Nintendo
Art &3169; *BrokenTeapot

... Poor little Heart Censor, he has been doomed in order to save humanity. What is he saving it from? You figure that part out on your own. >.>U