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Alan Wake: Taken advice by BrokenTeapot Alan Wake: Taken advice by BrokenTeapot
Alan Wake is a pretty good game, but I always found it kinda odd that the enemies keep on giving you advice on just random things. Also, I hate drawing trees. =I

Taken guy and Alan Wake © Remedy Studios and Microsoft
Art © *BrokenTeapot
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:iconredracoon09:
RedRacoon09 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
There are 65 billion cows and pigs in the world!
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:icontsumefan2:
tsumefan2 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i wonder why the enemies were spouting random things in the game XD

does anyone know why?
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:iconredracoon09:
RedRacoon09 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
That's explained on page 15, "Wake Touched by the Dark Presence".
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:icontsumefan2:
tsumefan2 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
what if they said don't forget to brush your teeth?
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:iconredracoon09:
RedRacoon09 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Well then that would just be sad.
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:icontsumefan2:
tsumefan2 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
or welcome to the oh deer diner ?
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:iconepicmusicsoul:
EpicMusicSoul Featured By Owner Edited Oct 7, 2014  Student Filmographer
Haha that's funny, I thought the same about the Taken. Love your work! Would you kindly read my review of Alan Wake? :) epicmusicsoul.deviantart.com/a…
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:iconxblueskeii:
xBlueSkeii Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Student
"THERE ARE 65 BILLION COWS AND PIGS AROUND THE WORLD!"
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:iconbanaaani:
BANAAANI Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think the advice mean to be black humour :'D but the game is good anyway.
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:iconazedarach:
Azedarach Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
So I faved this a while ago, and then I had my Health Class final, and one of the questions asked what was good for your heart. Omega 3 fatty acids were one of the options.
So I chose it.
Because of this. 
Aced it, thank you man, thank you. Tard Slide 
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:iconherowebcomics:
Herowebcomics Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013
Thoes guys to tend to prattle on! XD
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:iconsaoryemanoelle:
SaoryEmanoelle Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
ROFL Your art made me rofl so hard X'D I love it! And, yeah, it felt kinda weird. Some were just creepy, but some were simply "what"? :P
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shadow1308 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013
Lol! This is great!  I love the freaky contrast of lines like that that normally seem like they should be on an advertisement or infomercial on these freakin' scary shadow beings that try to kill you!  O.O  Great picture!
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:iconkuba6160:
kuba6160 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
"STAY... AWAY... FROM MY DAUGHTER !!!!!" It always sounds creepy for me :P
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:iconred-fox14:
Red-Fox14 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I laughed at that line, and and the one where the guy with the chainsaw is yelling stuff about hot dogs.
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:iconharmonic-revelations:
Harmonic-Revelations Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
The Taken say those things because they are echoes of the knowledge of the person they once were.
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:iconpinturo:
Pinturo Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Those little lines that the Taken utter make them that much creepier :D
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:iconjoshuarmour15:
joshuarmour15 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Taken giving advice: scarier than Pyramid Head, Freddy Krueger and Slenderman combined.
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:iconpinturo:
Pinturo Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Well, I don't think Freddy Krueger ever comments on his weapon of choice, whereas one of the Chainsaw Taken says, "Chainsaws are noisy!"
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:iconkuba6160:
kuba6160 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
When I heard that I was like "No shit Sherlock"
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:iconjoshuarmour15:
joshuarmour15 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol so true.
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:iconmutantmarc:
MutantMaRc Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
haha funny :)
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:iconbloodredwolf99:
BloodRedWolf99 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol I love this game!
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:iconsonicuniversefan2:
sonicuniversefan2 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
i like this game to! :la:
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:iconviolanarrayya:
ViolaNarRayya Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:XD::XD::XD::XD::XD::XD:
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:icondoomrider023:
doomrider023 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012
LOL
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:iconannyaonweb:
Annyaonweb Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2012   Digital Artist
Lol, i thought the exact same thing when i heard it xD great comic <3
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:iconmaster-of-onion:
Master-of-Onion Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
heh, nicely done
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:iconfrosty2011:
Frosty2011 Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
Love this game and always laughed at the lines The Taken had XD
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:iconmaximumpayne47:
MaximumPayne47 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012
XD XD
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:iconwaljakov1994:
waljakov1994 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012
I like this game :D.
Keep up the good work.
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:icondivision90:
Division90 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012
I LOOOOVEEEE ALAN WAKE !!!!
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:icondanosauruswrecks:
DanosaurusWrecks Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, I know what else I'll be getting when I go to get Mass Effect 3 next week.
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marcustheblaze Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
Thanks for the advice next time i get chased through the woods by a pysco i wont use my gun ill just run lol.
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DontTrust Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
But it does make sense in a way since it was somewhat explained in the game. Even though they have been taken by the darkness, they still say things they were likely to say before, like a broken record player. Like doctor Hartman kept telling you about taking your pills every morning and evening. :P Many of the Taken say stuff they would say at work, like "timber", or a park ranger would remind you of keeping your dog on a leash. And this guy is probably some kind of a health enthusiast or he gets hell from his wife at home. 8D
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BenjaminHopkins Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Yes, it was mentioned in one of the manuscript pages. Unless it's the sacred variety, darkness tends to corrupt stuff and makes people say weird, random things.
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AxelGear15 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012
If this one's talking about Omega 3 DHA, then he's probably the Taken version of Gordon Fisherman.
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:iconrylog9:
rylog9 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
The game would've been better if there was melee. Stuck me on the second or third level with no bullets
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:iconrylog9:
rylog9 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
And the diabetic wheezing if you ran too far.
but otherwise, I can't knock it.
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:iconaileri:
aileri Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, he could barely run 20 metres without collapsing. You would think he would have build up some muscles after running around all night for several nights in a row. On the other hand, he DID spend a while week in a cabin without eating or moving. I'm surprised he was even able to move that first night (No wonder he got his arse handed to him).
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justin99000 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Professional Writer
in american nightmare he gets tired after about 5 times that now D
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:iconknight-watcher:
Knight-Watcher Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"you can learn about nature... and yourself." - typical hatchet enemies.
"timber!" - chainsaw Taken, Night Life in Bright Falls.
"logging can be a hazardous occupation!" - chainsaw Taken in Elderwood National Park
"two pills in the morning... you'll be nice and calm all day long. three pills in the evening and you'll sleep like a baby." -
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Jesslyn-Frost Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOVE this game... xD i actually thought the same thing when the taken keep giving megood advice before they kill me xD

Hey at least your trees are better than mine :D
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:iconpzygi:
Pzygi Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I thought it was hilarious XD Great scene~
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:iconghostpropeth:
Ghostpropeth Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2011
Lol xD
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:iconfruitnastasia:
FruitNastasia Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2011
ahahahaha
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:iconjeanluz:
JeanLuz Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lmao hilarious
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:iconmoewen:
Moewen Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011
Oh god, priceless :fofl:
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:iconmoewen:
Moewen Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011
* :rofl:
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:iconjadebennett:
JadeBennett Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
hey, hey, hey

I really valued their advice :D
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