Lol! This is great! I love the freaky contrast of lines like that that normally seem like they should be on an advertisement or infomercial on these freakin' scary shadow beings that try to kill you! O.O Great picture!
But it does make sense in a way since it was somewhat explained in the game. Even though they have been taken by the darkness, they still say things they were likely to say before, like a broken record player. Like doctor Hartman kept telling you about taking your pills every morning and evening. Many of the Taken say stuff they would say at work, like "timber", or a park ranger would remind you of keeping your dog on a leash. And this guy is probably some kind of a health enthusiast or he gets hell from his wife at home. 8D
Yeah, he could barely run 20 metres without collapsing. You would think he would have build up some muscles after running around all night for several nights in a row. On the other hand, he DID spend a while week in a cabin without eating or moving. I'm surprised he was even able to move that first night (No wonder he got his arse handed to him).
"you can learn about nature... and yourself." - typical hatchet enemies. "timber!" - chainsaw Taken, Night Life in Bright Falls. "logging can be a hazardous occupation!" - chainsaw Taken in Elderwood National Park "two pills in the morning... you'll be nice and calm all day long. three pills in the evening and you'll sleep like a baby." -